Hey, I used to like to get drunk and trip on stairs too, where's my Oscar.

But… but… she overcame adversity and everything!

Did they lose a bet?

Plus, it was the German miners that taught Mexicans how to make German style beer.

Came from a review of Chappie. I want to say it was Wesley Morris, but I'm probably wrong on that.

One of the best descriptors I've heard for them was "Avant-annoying".

Let me put it this way… I work for an NBC affiliate, and it took me right at a minute to come up with another NBC program without using the internet or my work e-mail.

Define good… The only thing I can think of off the top of my head that's at least watchable is Blacklist. And that's 100% Spader related.

That WOULD explain their programming choices.

Huh… never would have guessed Holst as English.

Nope… from what I have found, they can stay over in Europeland.

OK, found another video, made it 20 seconds… That shit made me actually want to listen to Die Antwoord to get it out of my head.

"Not available in your country"

Just for clarification; are "rugby twats" the players or the fans?

Mental note: next time arguing with a Texan, make sure to compare them to a Bavarian…

Make it the slow/sad country version and you have a deal.

Who do they think they are, South Americans?

Despite Texas' best efforts, they are still not allowed to compete alone in international competitions.

Aaaaaaaaaaand we're done here.

But to be traditional all they have to do is say they are/were savages and didn't know what they were doing with it.