Living in reality?

I might be stealing that for the next few days at work.

Hey! We're Capitalists pal, none of that filthy Socialism. What with your "Paid holidays" and your "Days off work". Next your going to try to sell me on not mortgaging my future to pay for necessary medical care!

The best look I ever got in that case was years ago working retail. When confronted with that "not in my house" crap, I simply asked the guy why they don't celebrate New Years. He looked like a cartoon getting angry before his wife told him to shut up and get their things into the car. (She looked like she was just…

Oh here he goes with his "Military Tribunal" again.

Well in that case, I'm your huckleberry.

Our spinoffs have spinoffs! We're just like Hollywood, only with less Harvey Weinstein!

Because of the court order, and you knew that.

*naps*

He must have taken Kissinger's classes. Only way that makes sense.

I will second this. There was obviously good comedy in there, but she really didn't need to be dialed to 11 for every damned bit.

Bedford Falls you say? I, uh, think I could manage.

WOOO!

You say that about everything.

Good thing he's current on F!B!I! AGENTS then.

All I can recall from my trips up there were seriously overpriced food and drinks. And it was somehow bitterly cold in July. What the hell Chicago, think you're Minnesota or something?

Chicago sounds like a very strange place…

Ain't no Denny's that's for sure.

Waiter, there's a squirrel in my salad!

Then drink all the beer and bail just before you get your ass kicked.