Bitches, amirite?

good call

Does Bill Murray count?

*whispers*
You're supposed to reveal that AFTER they drink…

I've seen it go one of two ways. Either they get screwed (the most common outcome), or their family over compensates and it's like three holidays rolled into one.

St. Trumpintines Day should be a treat this year.

Don't worry, that pain will fade when they make it back to the series, in 10 years.

*hand jives outta here*

So you've recently been visited by a spooky ghost then?

So which is more ponderous, the number of bowl games or the impossible names of said games?

Oh god, that's not rain!

Make it a Wang Chung cover band and I'll give my seal of approval.

-teenaged Nic Cage

Yup. And given the average age of the Marvel stars, you can't even say he's getting too old for it either.

I think the biggest thing this has going for it is the MCU's biggest strength so far… It's casting. Reynolds really does kinda feel like the only guy for this part.

PULL THE LEVER!

If I did, do you think I would be here?

BOOOOO!

But… Civil Rights was solved, and everything's A-OK. Just ask black people.

They have a new, very narrow, definition of the word internet.