OH GOD IT'S CONTAGIOUS!

I read that story last night. I think it finally broke me. I just don't care anymore.

Do yours still live in your state? 'Cause both of mine are only state residents in that they each rent out a room from someone just to keep an address.

I would also like to put in my favorite convention from old movies that's long, long gone. Never actually showing the president. If you had one show up in your film, you got a head and shoulders shot from the back, at best.

Could be worse. The Army Corps of Engineers seems to be doing it's damnedest to make Daytona Beach disappear. They caused erosion problems back in the 80's by dredging an inlet to try and make it deeper, and every "fix" since then only makes the problem worse. The last time I was down there about 2/3 of the…

The ascending scales bit was about it for me.

I never liked the Gulf Coast that much, until you get all the way down to the very southern tip of the state. Or you go all the way up to Panama City, but that's only OK because you're guaranteed to be drunk enough not to care about what you're swimming in.

I'm still waiting for the first Presidential F-bomb in a press conference.

"This would be good with some Timbits."

OH GOD YES!

Also: I've been to some of Jersey's beaches… ya'll nasty.

I heard of these private beaches, but where I lived was all public. Even further north up the beach, where the "well heeled" had their beach front homes, public access was still provided. The only restriction I can remember was non-residents had to clear out after dark (or 9 o'clock, whichever came first).

Having grown up literally on Daytona Beach, I still don't see how you can have any other kind of beach.

And while Florida may be… well… Florida, I'll still take it. The people may be weird as hell, but you can still use the beaches.

Two… things?

Well NOW I do.

That's quite the mouthful.

I think you've had enough internet for today. How about a nice nap instead?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I agree with that whole final part. I don't have a problem with the movie, but the media's reaction to and presentation of it.