Literally the most crushing box office defeat of all time.

Careful, if you remove their hyperbole the modern media will have nothing to prop themselves up with.

It's good of IMDB to give the trolls work.

Why he looks like a scruffy Harry Styles, he does.

I'll shift that point to Ghosts. It wasn't bad, but… eh? I guess every musician who does all their own stuff has to hit a Brian Eno phase at some point.

And there was much rejoicing.

Pew. Pew. Pewpewpew.

I'm not sure I'm adult enough for that.

From title alone I would assume it was a knock-off grade prequel to World War Z.

Loser pays O'Neal's bar tab.

You mean before she had that sheet of wrinkle free Teflon installed?

Or Min-aj for short.

I don't even own a suit!

Now that's just being mean.

Brought to you by Honda.

There ya go, that's all I needed.

Either way…

I really should know better by now, shouldn't I…

Can someone who's in the Twitter-ati explain that #GarbageKubrick to me?

Got any room? I need a ride out of here.