I went into the episode with the mantra: "Kill Tara, kill Tara…" I am SO relieved that shit is finally done and I think it was an excellent way for her to die (drowned [ala Ophelia] in dirty dishwater by the Oedipal mommy who couldn't forgive Tara for taking "her boys" from her). The rest of the episode was absolute…

Did I hallucinate or did Jessica Lange say "I look more like Endora than Samantha?"

Wait til he sits in a chair and smokes threateningly. That's some actifying.

God, I wish I could vote more than once for awesome that post was.
Oh, the shenanigans!

Maybe before the final episode, they'll have a Seinfeldesque retrospective of all the deaths and rapes set to "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" sung by Katey Sagal.

Maybe Unser can watch Nero and Gemma get in on, while jackin' it and giving them instructions ("now slap her ass") in a Droopy the Dog voice.

I see your Unser and Nero: Problem Solvers with Tig and Venus moving to Iowa,starting a chicken farm, and taking on the uptight establishment fuddy-duddies.

I was hoping something would FINALLY come to a head, since they were both armed. I said to my wife, "One of these bitches needs to kill the other one and be done with it."

It was a reference to last year's Super Bowl, when the Superdome went pitch dark for about an hour during the game.
I swear New Orleans is the toilet of America. Everything shit out in the upper midwest floats downriver and is eaten up by mudbugs that end up as "cuisine" on plates in "NOLA" which are, in turn, eaten…

No. Tears are a lubricant.

"Shut the fuck up, Spalding!"

I finally get to bask in Alexandra Breckinridge's hotness once more, only to have her executed gangland style? What cruel tease is this?! You mock me, AHS!

Are we going to get some Alexandra Breckinridge this season? (he asks, rubbing himself like Precious)

How do they get Venus' tits to look so fabulous? They don't look prosthetic. They look real and they're spectacular.

"I'm wondering if Margaret and Tara didn't pull some strings with a complicit doctor to get him to say that."

Aren't they all under water (and sewage)? New Orleans: where the shit from the upper midwest gets washed down to and they put it on a plate and call it cuisine.

She's the Leeroy Jenkins! jaeger.

Is it just me or does Sarah Paulson have about as much range and appeal as a department store mannequin? Not my favorite person.

Would have been more interesting if Kathy Bates went down like a poleaxed ox when she coldcocked Queenie with the shovel. How could you defeat Queenie if everything you did to her ended up happening to you?

Jessica Lange's legs look fabulous, don't they? Nice juxtaposition of her walking down the street, looking like a sleek black panther, next to Kathy Bates waddling in her Mary Todd Lincoln dress, looking like a camouflaged German Panzer.