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Yes. There was a dog orgy and he was in the middle of it.

The two feral teenagers suckling a hog is probably the most fucked up image of the whole series. Bravo!

She couldn't get Chris Darden in the sack, so she squeezed The Juice.

The 4 Presidents vote was for Double-Secret Probation. There is a little-known codicil in the Sons of Anarchy by-laws which gives the presidents unlimited power to preserve order in time of club emergency. They will find a way to revoke Redwood’s charter. They put Abel on it. He’s a sneaky little shit

Agreed. A total letdown. I would have expected him to cut her tits off and given them to Chuckie or let Tig hump her corpse while Yakkity Sax plays or something.

Extremely unsatisfying death. Of all the tortures and gruesome deaths in series, the one who REALLY deserved the gnarliest demise of all got a much more dignified death than she deserved. She needed to suuuuuuufffffffffeeeeeerrrrrr.

This series will end with an autistic Abel staring at a snow globe.

Marge Gunderson, Fargo. Norm: "Ya gotta have a breakfast. I'll make ya some eggs." Marge: "Norm made me some eggs." Plus, she stops at Hardees for a breakfast sandwich, dontcha know.

Biggest laugh was Pam's hand busy at work down the front of her skirt while Cheryl described being washed over by wave after wave of pleasure when tasered. "Let her finish," Pam says breathlessly.

I would happily watch Dylan McDermott fuck a refrigerator. I bet he'd give it hell.

Murder vagina will be the undoing of Witch Hunters, Inc. I can just see Taisa Farmiga sitting blankly on CEO Witch Hunter's face, his arms flailing and his cries muffled by muff…

And they used said credit card to buy vending machine soup.

Oh you're definitely on to something here. THIS will be the great racial comeuppance: Kathy Bates' head grafted onto Queenie's body. Brilliant!!

Which Jack Nicholson wrote.

p-shaw. I think a dead baby (that was resurrected ala Frankenstein by his pig-experimenting, abortionist father) trying to chew the breast off its mother was sorta kinda horrifying,

Honest to blog.

What was that George Lucas revisionist bullshit Sutter was slinging about "knowing from the beginning that Tara would die in Season 6." How the hell did he know from the beginning there would be a Season 2, let alone a Season 6?

I've been known to murder a pizza or a bag of Doritos, but that's as far as my weed-fueled violence extends.

That was EXACTLY what I thought, as well.

I have put in a formal request for it at the SOA website, on behalf of the AV Club.