Tig's got a love interest now!

The Minotaur in Your Highness - its thing was, what, a foot and half?  And it was kinda rape-y.

I am so in the minority of much preferring Season 1 over Season 2.  Season 1 just jumped out from behind a dumpster and started babbling spittle-flecked craziness at us while pounding its pud and baying at the moon.  And I DIG that.

"Superman being gang raped while under the crippling affects of kryptonite in order to lay bare his weakness."

Oh yeah!  LOVED the Nic Cage reference.

Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of Bassett." What I said was, "Give me all the Bassett you have."

You want stereotypes?  How the gay couple from Murder House?  One is out cruising for "Power Bottoms" while the other is fabulously decorating for Hallowqueen.

Make-a-Minotaur (fun for girls of all ages!)

I went to college with Doug Jones.  He was the Charlie Cardinal mascot for Ball State University. We'd collect walnuts on the way to football games and wing them at him and the band.  I felt oddly compelled to let a bunch of strangers to know that.

All that angst over Tara's mangled hand and as soon as it heals, she's beatin down a sista with it.  I guess keeping it real during a short layover in the joint was more important than that silly medical career.

Did you notice how intimate (almost sexual) the exchanges were between Jax and Gemma earlier in the episode?  I seriously thought those two were going to swipe the pancakes off the breakfast nook and go for it.  Instead, he had to settle for a mommy surrogate.