They sewed Frank Reynolds into Orson Welles' jacket.

My son, Puzzles, doesn't fit in at school. I'm a bad father, but my long-term puns are top notch.

Around here, we like to overuse the word "dreck" and "drivel". Do people sincerely use those words outside of a comment section?

"And the winner is….(opens the envelope)…we have a 16 way tie!"

These examples go from "This person was insensitive" to "These people need to chill the fuck out and stop being so sensitive" to the obligatory "Fucking white guys amiright?" to "Haha. People committed suicide." Literary whiplash.

See, Josh “Fat Jew” Ostrovsky is a child of the internet, and as such concepts like “sourcing” are just way too much adulting and he literally can’t even.

That episode still makes me laugh, because the agents still treat the walkie talkies as if they are guns, holding them to people's heads.

I disagree. I don't think Boston even had one good album.

Coachella: On and Off Stage, We Have All the Assholes

1 Song That Is Super Despite Being About Jesus

Seriously, they look like cartoon characters.

AV Club knows what all comedy should be, who it should target, how it should target it, and ultimately be utterly predictable. Expecting them to not include the words xenophobia (or some version of the word) or how something offensive made the reviewer squirm is unreasonable.

I remember seeing Squidbillies and thinking, 'A little effort wouldn't kill them.'

What if a Family Guy cutaway animation was a whole show! (Takes another hit of angel dust)

The AV Club:
15 Times We Fucked Something Up By the 2nd Sentence

I read that as Positive K. For a second I thought "I Got a Man" was about Jesus. The AV Club is not tryin' to hear that see.

I'm torn because this title clearly exists to get a reaction, and I feel like I'm feeding the beast, but yeah, the AV Club really stuck it to that Jesus guy. He's been on high for too long. Thank you, AV Club for knocking him down a peg.

The A.V. Club:
We're Kinda Off Jesus

I like you're user name. Am I to assume you dress like a bumblebee?

I don't even like River that much, but I thoroughly enjoyed this story. Her and 12 have tons more chemistry.