Since moving away from Chicago I've had a hard time finding reliably good empanadas. Its not one of the things I thought I would have missed when I moved, but it is.

Do you know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a god!
Get back in your mouse, and get the hell out of here.

We owned it on VHS and watched it monthly for years, and still I could not begin to describe the point of that movie…

Out of all the crazy in this movie, I can't believe no one has mentioned the most insane thing of all in this movie: THEY ADOPT CASTOR'S SON AFTER ITS ALL OVER!!!
"So I know your dad killed our son/brother, your mom is dead, and my dad killed your dad, but now you're gonna come live with us happily ever after…"

I think the hardest I ever laughed in the year 1997 was watching Dante's Peak in the theater and guffawing with surprise when the grandma jumps out of the boat into the acid lake and swims the boat to safety. I'm chuckling now thinking of it… so dumb.

I interpreted the reveal as having drama because if "Free Will" still existed in a non-linear universe, choices still have different consequences non-linearly.
Adams unlocks the heptapod language because "clues" from the flash-forwards with the daughter alert her to the nature of time (the crayon drawing of mommy and…

I remember as a kid biking to the video store and renting both Double Impact and Timecop for a JCVD double feature. Felt things I had never felt before after that night…

I like to say it when somebody mumbles and another person asks, "what did he say?"
"He said, 'to blaaaave'… which everyone knows means, 'to bluff'"

The philanthropist part of the character doesn't fit Trump.

These puns have all the subtlety of a sledgeHAMMER.

When I was 5 I tried to sneak a pack of gum from the check out line while my mom was paying for groceries, and she made me go apologize to the manager. The manager told that he usually calls the police on shoplifters, but he wouldn't this time.

Here's some money, go see a Star War.

Or better, "I love Orientals!"

Hey Apes, do me a favor, and would you please turn off the dark?

Looks like Woody has gone bananas!

Also, every episode that passes without the confirmed "present day" human characters interacting with William and Logan seems to lend more weight to the theory.

I think I disagree. Sex is like pizza. When its good, its really good. When its bad… its still good.

Yes. He just doesn't have the menacing look as a CGI character. Partly because he has pupils…

He also looks like a puffy purple skeleton.

Her presence will help balance the gender of the Avengers, but the socio-ethnic diversity of the cast still needs some work. After all she isn't she just yet another white anglo-saxon protestant?
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Ahem… sorry about that.