The only time I had it the crust was blander than anything I'd ever tasted in my life and the sauce was like ketchup.
2 stars.

Lighten up, Francis.

I remember going to Seattle's Bumbershoot festival in 1997 and seeing at least 3 of the 5 worst concerts of my life (Smashmouth and Third Eye Blind being 2 of them). The lack of talent on those stages was astounding.
But Beck was awesome that year, so… worth it.

Well he's going to have to pay for it.

Its worth it.
Fair warning: the first half of "Beneath" is a little boring, but the last act is so coo-coo-bananas it'll be well worth your time. "Escape" and "Conquest" are solid films start to finish.

Wow. I recall lots of 70s bright red blood from the gun wounds (and some long takes of male buttocks too?).

I think they've always sold booze.

Every season has had its geographical anachronisms, but when I finally realized last week that Emmit's office was supposed to be in St. Cloud I was disgusted. He commutes almost 2 hours from Eden Prairie?!?

He's intelligent, but not experienced.

"Why are you trying to hide in that couch?!?"
"I'm sitting on it."

The video was much less entertaining than the description. Standing next to curtains is a lot different than "hiding in them".

Am I the only one who consistently mistook him for Stacey Keach (and vice versa)?

McBain!!!

I saw the second one in the theater and without a doubt it was the most and loudest I've ever heard any audience laugh ever… and that included me. Today I would probably name 20 other movies I consider funnier than the Spy who Shagged Me, but I never laughed in the theater as much or as hard as AP2.

That's the joke.

I think that was our story. We went to see something else and were shut out.

I once somehow ended up in a movie theater watching something in 3D about a bunch of college students in Moscow trying to escape some electric/light-up alien things. It was so utterly forgettable I had to google for a few minutes to find the title (it was called "The Darkest Hour") and even then I didn't remember it…

I remember laughing so hard at the TV spot for Rocket Man that I was so stoked to see it. Then the only funny joke in the whole movie was the one in the commercial I laughed at.

Real Talk; I worked in the world of artisan cheese for a while, and there are plenty of good "real" cheeses to put on a grilled cheese, but 3 times out of 4, I put a slice of American on my grilled cheese alongside some gruyere or mozz.

What I love about the Chicago food scene is not any particular kind of unique Chicago food, but the fact that there is so much damn good variety in every nook and corner of the city. There are dozens of blocks where you can walk just 60 seconds to find incredible hot dogs, tacos, Thai food, gyros, Italian beef…