Yeah, I was 12 when that came out, and it played on high rotation for a couple of years.  It's weird to think of people finding her sexy in '94-'95.  I thought she looked old and her persona had become anything *but* sexy by then.

Fuck him.  He deserved it, because that song haunted my childhood like it was a cathedral.

Fuck you VERY much!

I borrow a lot of music books from the library, and i'm *always* finding people's handwritten lyrics stuffed inside the books.

No way is that Yacht Rock - one of those songs would never have a bass line that interesting or with that much movement.  Jackson is too edgy and urgent - a word you could never use to describe a real Yacht Rocker.

Try being a kid in the 70's.  I honestly feel like my life only turned to *colour* in the 80's.

Summertime lo-huh-hovin, lovin' in the summertime  (yeah!)
summertime lo-huh-hovin', baby why can't you be mine?

I thought it was 'Bruce!'

@avclub-14e4cee178d88fb9aa346dbcc11f2873:disqus I don't think anything from 'The Hunter' could be considered better.

I remember it stinking up the Countdown Top 10 for fucking weeks.  I just wanted to hear Split Enz.  I've never actively sought it out and listened to it, but I bet I could sing a large chunk of it from ten year old memory.

I remember them talking about writing melodies, then they cut to a take, and I thought "really?  that's the best you could come up with?"

The *first*?  Where were you for 'Load'?

Ah yeah, I've read the books, (LaGuerta dies in the first one), and she's been so redundant in the last few season it's easy to forget that she wasn't already dead.

Why hello, Shia LeBouf!  You're so consistently shit in everything that I've seen you in I can only assume your deep throating skills could satisfy Opitmus Prime, assuming he had some kind of in-proportion robot dong, because that's a more plausible explanation to me for your ability to get work than anyone mistaking…

It's a shame.  It's got more moments where you just want to go "How badass was that Drag Queen taking down the rednecks / Amish Chick knifing a biker on his harley / Sherrif beating down that boxer?" to *someone* and my cat doesn't want to listen.

I just realised I watched the entire last season and have absolutely no idea how it ended. I remember him turning in his girlfriend to the cops. Nothing else.  How dull can this show be?  Was there a cliffhanger?

You know who else was a 'loveable goofball'?  Gilligan.

I'd read it as well.  I wish they'd stuck with Banshee too, it got interesting quickly.

Without the muscle contractions of the bowel, wouldn't the stomach just rupture first?  Wait, how do they swallow to begin with?

I hated his kid more.  I wish you'd have the option to say "Hey, given his obvious retardation it was probably for the best".