Man, this show is flat and low energy this season.  I feel like i'm sitting through a Herschell Gordon Lewis movie from the 60's.  Every exchange seems to go on a little to long.  The editor seems to be dozing.  What's happened?

"I watched that movie and what I got out of it is that Mr. Magorium is a deeply unlikable and insane person who doesn't care about the wants, needs, hopes or dreams of other people. "

"No: he has to clumsily shoot someone who barely existed, just so we can understand that Lee Toric is a Bad Guy."

I grew up in a rural Australian town in the 80's.  It was a six hour round trip to the nearest record store that had anything alternative (from america) or indie (from england).  You'd have to go by the word of mouth from magazines or pen friends and hope to hell you weren't buying a dud.

Enjoy your death trap, ladies!

"He poop-poops himself!"

Get used to young artists tediously-recycling and juxtaposing pop culture whilst adding nothing new, particularly when sites like this reward them for their barely-expended effort.

Americans… are…. increasingly… unable… to… mentally… mature… past… their… childhood… obsessions… Dinklage.

The entire population of a country understands what a Ute is, yet we have to suffer Hairy's attempt at whatever he thinks passes as humour.

It's hypocritical as all fuck, given this site.  Maybe Ironic Distance if finally over for the Hipsters.

I haven't heard 'Call Me Maybe' or this Harlem Shuffle thing, and only heard "We Are Young" at the doctors.  It's easy to miss this stuff.

If the AV Club honestly thinks Girls and Frank Ocean are worth that much discussion, then I'm definitely in the wrong place.

I hate the sound of gated drums - it just sucks all the excitement out of a song for me.  I've tried to explore the mainstream 80's stuff and it seems to be a wall I can't break through.

WTF?  The newswire articles on this site are some of the bitchest things you'll read about already well-kicked targets.  If you're going to get all 'do as I say not as I do' then I'll just go read Vulture.

I watched the entire first season.  It's simply not particularly complex or clever to my eyes.  I ended up hating it due to the critical bukkake party.  I wish I was watching the show they're all apparantly watching, because it sounds much better.

None of the Governor's storylines ever really caught fire for me:

I used to just dislike Andrea.  Then I started to hate her character.  Then I started to hate her as an actor.  Then as a human being.  Now I ever hate her writers.  I thought no-one could replace Kim Bauer or Tara from True Blood in my ultimate loathing, but there you go.

AMC:  zombies are expensive!  Do you have to show them?

I'd say it's achieved it's goals.  It's happy to be mediocre time filler.  Love or hate Darabont, he was trying to elevate the material.  Now there's no ambition to greatness at all.  Last week's episode belonged to a very different show, and one I'd rather be watching.

The Comics Governor was embarrassing for me to read as adult, and soured me on the comic.  I once wrote a zombie novel as a teenager, and everyone was that 'over the top super evil badass', so maybe I felt embarrased for my myself.