I can't wait til they release a video showing Col. Jim Rhodes morphing from Terrence Howard to Don Cheadle.

O'Douls, for failing to give you an inflated sense of self esteem.

Carl's Jr ®.
Fuck you, I'm eating.

Thank goodness Hugh Laurie never got pregnant and allowed House to continue with all its glory.

I am not a hater! I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a hater, but I am NOT a porn star!

When the professor finds out, he'll tear me a new cloaca!

Uh oh! I shouldn't have had seconds.

Support our veteran… character actors!

What can we say? Jason was ahead of his time.

Can't this thread go one day without a riot!?

What about Jason Voorhees. All he wanted was to keep kids from having unprotected sex during the AIDS scare of the decade.

Are you crazy? The movie's about liberal Hollywood producers telling us that black Jewish women can be nuns too.
NOT IN MY AMERICA!

Why are there so many remakes nowadays?
*puts on sunglasses*
"Studios are making a… HABIT out of it."
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

This time, Avenged Sevenfold is the lesser of two evils.

They're just perpetuating unrealistic beauty standards for aspiring terrorist hunters.

When are they going to the fireworks factory?!

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you.

Flim Mexico

♪Let's hurl a (Lego) Brick-E-Mart!♪

I'm sure he would've had a sense of humor. After all, he really loved the comedic stylings of those Ford Theater actors.