Gamblor, feeling betrayed, swears allegiance to Shelbyville and vows Springfield's destruction.

Barack Obama: "I'll bet I get blamed for this."

Is she also made of Lego's?
Otherwise, I'm not interested.

That's because Michael Bay likes to cast the most diverse group of explosions… of every color!

By far, Homer's best fatherly advice has to be about (lack of) perseverance:

Please hear my unfinished poem, in memory of Sam Simon:

Pish posh, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked damn it!

Anyone wanna trade seats?

Manhood: The Quarter Life Crisis coming to a theater near you… In June, 2027.
— Official studio release

"Bill O'Reilly is an American patriot. He's been in the frontlines during the Obama's war on Religion."
— Official Fox News statement

Which way does the water turn in your toilet?

Es carne de burro.

"Conan O'Brien Flip Flops, Declares War on America"
— 2nd possible Fox News headline

Lovely Day for you maybe. In this part of the country, Ain't No Sunshine With This Smog, With This Smog.

Morton's? I'm outraged! You promised me McCormick or higher.

♪ Lean on me! When you're not strong. And I'll be your friend. I'll help you CARRY ON!!!♪

Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for Correa what Spielberg did for Abe Lincoln.

*Drops pants*
♫ Old gray mule, he ain't what he used to be, ain't what he used to be. ♫

The writers of The Simpsons sure are a diverse group; they consist of a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician.

"The best movie of the year!" [Citation Needed]