If you want the soul I'll give it to you for some Alf pogs. Remember Alf? He's back… in pog form!

If it makes you feel better, he sold me his soul for five bucks.

When I gave you $5000 to invest in a Franklin, C.D., I thought you meant the mutual fund, not an actual person named C.D. Franklin.

This will be my safety school, just in case I'm not accepted into Bovine University.

I still prefer Carl's Jr slogan
"Fuck you, I'm eating!"

That's because it took 23 years to thaw him out for the lawsuit.

"If Carbone sues, we'll claim fair use, Ho-Heigh, Ho-Heigh, Ho-Heigh, Ho-Heigh!"

Larry Flint is right!!

You must love The Simpsons more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.