Not necessarily offensive, but I remember Vanna White as a guest on Letterman (I think) many years ago telling a story about the answer being "Gone with the Wind." A contestant guessed "Done with one hand."

I used to listen to that album all the time. One of my older brother's college roommates was into punk and new wave and music that I wouldn't have heard otherwise, so I would tape those records when I went to visit my brother. That cassette is probably around here somewhere, but I have the album on CD now. I had also…

For some reason I still recall the version from the Mad magazine parody:

Unsinkable Molly Brown always makes me think of "What Do You Want From Life" by The Tubes because "A king-size Titanic Unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum" is on the list of the things every American citizen is entitled to, along with a personally-autographed picture of Randy Mantooth, and much, much more.

Isn't he the guy who hit Nancy Kerrigan in the knee?

It implies you are making a series of hand gestures not visible to the reader.

No insurance for some, miniature American flags for others.

Night mayor, night mayor
We know how to do it
Gimme that night mayor, night mayor
We know how to show it

He could replace coal!

Yeah, because they were fighting against government tyranny. Never mind that a tyrannical government would have annihilated them in the first 15 minutes.

Good guys with guns? That gives them magic powers.

Somehow the military has no ability to deal with a bunch of guys with rifles riding around in pickups. They haven't been blowing up people like that from halfway around the world for the last 16+ years.

What's the overlap of dipshits hoarding guns to overthrow the tyrannical government with those who want to increase defense spending so the same government also has the most powerful military in the world at their disposal? Because an assault rifle is going to be effective at taking out an aircraft carrier fleet…

But did they recover Captain Murphy's Happy Cake oven?

I've been a reader here for years and didn't start commenting until about a year ago because I knew it would end up being a distraction. I quit for a few days or a week, but then I start reading comments and can't help but reply. Like right now. It might be a good thing if I had to quit.

Lay off the anteaters! C'mon!

The only way to win at the E.T. game is to fill the pit with unsold E.T. game cartridges so E.T. can climb out.

Attacking the German lines at dawn?

Pepe the Frogmarch?

I saw this headline on my Minnesota news feed recently and was relieved when I read the story.