I always figured that was true of every item on the show.

No, not the patina!

Going by that silhouette with the top hat, I'd say Crooked Man is Trump supporter Roger Stone in one of his many guises.

He also stole from Dewey Cox.

They are used to the contortions necessary to stick their head up their own ass, so it's relatively simple in comparison.

I have a high school reunion next month and I'm not going because I know for a fact some of them are Trumpy supporters. I already keep in touch with the one friend I have from high school. I don't care about the rest of them.

It's a joke-like substance.

Just the front and the back.

"Did they ever make dolls of you guys without your stupid makeup?"

The movie will include a scene where they add a link to the independent rear suspension to make cornering safer.

The free continental breakfast episode looks thrilling.

Thank you. I wrote about it a few times in the comments in various places here last week and everyone was very kind and supportive. It helped a lot to be able to express how I was feeling. That's him in my profile picture. It's usually a picture of Gamera to go with my user name, but I changed it for a while.

Just a random story about nieces and nephews - One of my nephews couldn't understand how I was younger than his mother, because I'm 14" taller than any of my sisters. It didn't make sense to him because you get bigger as you get older, so I had to be older.

Less of a "fuck this shit," but not a "hooray for this shit" this week as I'm feeling better than I was a week ago after the death of my dog. I haven't been constantly on the verge of crying and I'm getting back to work on things I need to get done.

"Happy birthday! I bought you drums and a fire truck with a working siren."

I'm not even that incredibly old or anything. I'm the youngest in my family and my oldest two sisters are 14 and 15 years older than I am. So now their kids are old enough to have their own kids.

Rush - "YYZ"

Congratulations! I'm an uncle 6 times over, and now a great-uncle 2 (soon to be 3) times over. It's nice because it's a little like having kids of your own, except you get to send them back to their parents when you are tired of having them around.

I have to block ads because the only reasonable option for internet here is a satellite connection. It's fast enough and everything, but they have a bandwidth cap of 10 GB per month. So I have to be sure it's being used for things I want to see, not a bunch of autoplaying videos.

Really? I want to think this is a joke, but I sadly know it isn't.