I will not buy this record, it is scratched!

I will not buy this record, it is scratched!

I'm gone for good now. I was going to stick around to the very end but my internet has cut out twice already. You've all been wonderful and I have enjoyed the years of reading comments here.

We always were assholes.

Journeyman? Like Steve Perry? "Don't stop believin'!"

We will, My Pen!, we will.

I read your comment to the tune of "Eleanor Rigby."

The A.V. Club commenting community's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no (or a few, perhaps) survivors.

I'm out of here. It was a great time while it lasted. Last one to leave turn out the lights.

Screw it, I'm gonna stare directly at Kinja.

I left a brief goodbye this morning but checked back now before the switch. I actually quit commenting a couple of months ago because it was taking up too much of my time and the early rumors of Disqus going away seemed like a good reason to stop. But I have continued reading comments here and appreciate all the…

Instead of replying under any of the other similar threads, I'll post my own comment thanking everyone here for the years of entertaining and informative comments. I've been a reader since this place was still part of The Onion but didn't start commenting until about a year and a half ago. I began to realize I was…

I don't want this thread to become cross.

Yes, no one stopped to think of the impact this would have.

Nope.

Good Bloom County reference.

Just on the general topic of guns, I read this article yesterday:

That's great how you were able to fix it. I like taking things that don't work and figuring out how to make them work again. I was always good at working on machinery but didn't start taking on more serious projects until about 15 years ago. I used to have a Suburban with a 350 V-8 that my brother and our friends…

Yeah, I got it. I also tend to clarify my comments when I think someone might not understand the intent. Nuance is sometimes lost in text.

It's because of the eyebrows.