And not that fancy kind of grease with molybdenum disulfide in it or anything.

Or you might break through into a sewer pipe.

I heard he hates cans.

That jerkass made the news here in Minnesota, with the reaction of "You do know which side we fought on, don't you?"

I can't stand it! I know they planned it.

That's some top-notch toadying, but I'm also going to need you to take a loyalty oath.

No one knew how difficult it would be.

And this is how Trump has been treated his entire life. No matter what stupid thing he's done or said, he's been surrounded by lackeys to tell him how brilliant he is. He's completely unaccustomed to being exposed to criticism. Now everyone is just being mean and saying bad things about him so he needs this praise…

It's all fine until your watch fob gets tangled in the spokes.

"Thank you very much."

Makes for a great sandwich, too.

Is it about a dog that plays basketball?

The first time I ever heard that song was the version by The Tubes on their debut album. I had no idea it was a standard that had been covered so many times.

Or Joseph Hazlewood, for that matter.

As per usual: Nuke the site from orbit, etc.

50 pounds of Kush? Aww, yeah!

The T-shirt alone is more qualified.

He's there to fix the cyber.

She looks kind of like Leann Rimes in that picture.

It's the greatest day you'll ever know.