And you shake it all about.

Coordinated moonings? You can't explain that!

Sad!

I thought it was about one of the forbidden notes from the Boîte Diabolique.

Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
No Collusion
No Obstruction
Don't give a fuck, Comey's a Leaker

My family is ethnically Finnish, and my sister married a Swede. It's horrible!

That Range Rover has great AC.

He was a test subject for Operation Infinite Walrus.

About 15 years ago I was working installing hardware and software on computers to control the electronic systems the company made. My coworkers and I were connecting cables and preparing to calibrate the sensors and actuators when a guy came over from another department. He started asking us about computers and it…

He's preparing to stage an attack on technology worthy of being chronicled in an anthem by Rush.

I'll steamroll ya!

Take off!

I'm staging a production of Hamlet set in a brewery.

"I was hoping you might play the title role, sir."

A story about people and dogs that happened to be on TV this morning. Seemed like something appropriate to post here.

Yeah, I stopped at the vet's office last week to let them know my dog had passed away so they wouldn't keep mailing reminders, and to thank them for helping him live as long as he did - about 13.5 years, and he was a 90-lb dog. Someone had a puppy there and I played with it while I was waiting in line at the counter.…

Sounds like your dog had a great life and plenty of opportunities to be outdoors. You were the best owner she could have hoped for. I live on a farm my great-grandparents homesteaded in 1890 in northern Minnesota and my dog was absolutely the perfect fit for this place. I like to ski in the winter, and have miles of…

I get the Minneapolis-St. Paul channels on my satellite TV service and I was watching the local news from the NBC affiliate last night. They were reporting on the anti-Sharia Law protest at the state capitol and how a group of counter-protesters were also there, and arrests were made after some altercations occurred…

Well, I know - they've always told me.