They fired him because actual pieces of shit might sue.

Your mother really did love you, though, no matter what anyone says.

My agent hasn't called in years.

That happened in season 35. It was the episode after the one where Wendell was revealed to be a descendant of the Romanov family.

Needs more Uterbraten.

They couldn't have made it for 47 seasons without having to come up with something to fill all those episodes.

I think that character used to be an attorney. Now working on Trump's defense team?

That thing on his face looks like the finger the T-1000 used to spear the security guard through the head.

He might have you on length, but there's not much girth.

You should really just relax.

Who the hell would even have come up with that? Just sitting around one day and suddenly deciding that a bird could probably talk if you mutilated it. People can be so terrible.

Crows are also capable of making wisecracks about cheesy movies.

I mentioned this for a Wiki Wormhole about talking animals, but my dad told me about some neighbors they had when he was a kid who caught a crow and taught it to speak by splitting its tongue. They can speak, but splitting their tongue is unnecessary and cruel.

I can't fathom that at all. "This animal grew a giant set of antlers, so I shot it. That really proves how great I am." Like we haven't already proven that we can kill animals with ease at any time.

Chemtrails make our ears hear things wrong.

Like one of those chrome naked ladies you see on the mudflaps of trucks.

Those responsible for the leaking have been leaked.

No one who speaks German could possibly be (Dr.) evil.

You just turned on the Xandersignal, so wait a few minutes.

FARTIS?