You'll just have to wait. As I said last night, Paul Ryan is still trying to figure out how to put 2 quarts of water in that little packet.

His body is like a Tardis, with more than enough room for all the ego and bullshit inside.

I was just reading about that. Almost like Trump is completely ignorant about how testifying truthfully before Congress is supposed to work. But he's learnding on the job, so you can't expect him to know these things. No one knew how difficult it would be.

Not only the appearance, but the whole serial killer thing, too.

I made the analogy that they don't care if the bus we're all on is being driven off a cliff as long as it sticks it to them stupid libruls.

I understand. I get frustrated and angry when republicans go on about the interests of "future generations" to support something they want - usually tax cuts for the rich, when they are fine with destroying the planet as quickly as possible and leaving nothing but pollution and waste for future generations to deal…

It's more like, say, the Browns insisting they won the Super Bowl. At least Atlanta was actually competing and had been playing a good game before things went to hell.

He signed an executive order declaring that America is the most awesomest country ever in the entire universe. What more do you want?

It took me a while to figure out where I had seen that face before. He looks like Jake Busey as the serial killer in The Frighteners.

Subtle. I like it.

" . . . a wealth of useless crap!"

He thought it was a remake of that Frank Sinatra film? He couldn't quite remember the name.

Yes. And it's pronounced "jassette."

"This sounds like shit."

Puzzling over how to get 2 quarts of water in that little packet.

Steve Martin also had that charity where he helped single mothers get their start.

"Still warm. Must be fresh from the oven."

Beard guy in the back might be going for a folding chair.

Oh, it's not his own.

Don't forget Amy Klobuchar, because she's great.