And staying at the authentic rural motel would help support the local economy instead of funneling money to the Trump scam empire.

Don't the target customers for this already drive around in RVs and park at Walmart?

Does anybody really know what time it is?

He likes his mistakes well done with ketchup on them.

Recycling a comment I made about McCain: "If you don't stop doing that right now, I'm afraid I will have no choice but to fully support it."

Depends.

Harvey Wallbanger.

Lisa needs braces.

I'm not telling you not to shit on the steps of the Capitol.

Void where prohibited.

It was when the void was king and ruled the elements.

Too late!

"This is crazy, Dewey. Ain't nobody gonna wanna listen to music like this."

Scott Baio wasn't playing a character all along.

They're going to have some episodes set in a tourist trap in South Dakota.

Thank you so much. Sorry about replying late, but, you know -

Thank you. I was counting on you.

Finicky is probably good. At least it means the cat doesn't eat burned steaks with ketchup on them, and wouldn't gloat over getting two scoops of ice cream. And Morris doesn't seem to be a petty asshole willing to start a war over some perceived slight.

Any random cat would be a better choice for president. How can anyone still pretend this idiot isn't completely unqualified for the job? I guess they don't care if they all go careening off a cliff to their doom as long as they stick it to them stupid libruls.

Out back by the dumpsters.