Take it away, Bob.

Thank you. I keep thinking I need to check on him, then I realize he's not there. I have to put away his bowls and his bed and I can't bring myself to do it. It might take a while.

I clicked on this article and honestly expected to see a picture of John Goodman up there.

That was Suri. And then Katie Holmes' security people beat the crap out of you.

wtf is wwdc? lol

Things worked out great when they let Toonces drive, too.

Thank you.

Bringing down the room, my dog passed away last night. I wrote about it over at What's on Tonight if anyone wants to read about it.

I was wondering if the NRA will let you walk into their headquarters while carrying a gun.

I was saying "Booo-phil."

Yes, dear. See you at home.

I have a stockpile of wooden rails with which to carry people out of town.

"I think he's dead."

It could be. It's in the Minneapolis Star Tribune. I don't have a copy right now, so I'll have to go buy one to find out. Oh, wait -

I sometimes do the crossword in the newspaper, and there's a column on the opposite page where readers can ask when the next season of a TV show is going to start, or what some actor is up to. At the bottom is an email address to submit your questions. It's the easiest way to use a computer to find out that kind of…

Because I'm following an SCTV theme this morning:

"Such a long way to goooooooo"

The environment is all a hoax, anyway. Who needs it?

That needs to be set in a hallway with a lot of doors.

Thank you.