Steady as a goat.

Klaatu verata necktie.

I carry a ham at all times. You can never be too safe. Plus, convenient ham.

It's an illusion.

There's a place here in Minnesota that tried to block Muslims from building a cemetery. A cemetery! It was finally allowed, though obviously the threat of Muslim zombies is still an issue in many people's (small) minds.

It's how I get out of jury duty.

Why not Gamera?

Is that about the cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch?

You'd think that faith in God could leave room for believing that He is working through doctors.

She left behind her husband and their two young sons. Just fucking awful.

Like you said, it seems there would be grounds for legal action.

Yeah, it really is.

I found the email with the full story. This was a few years ago and I don't know if any legal action was taken.

A friend told me about his coworker's wife getting breast cancer and ignoring her doctor's advice to see an oncologist. She instead went to a chiropractor who told her to change her diet to make her body "more alkaline." The cancer metastasized through her body and into her brain, and by the time she went to an…

[Tries standing on skateboard, immediately falls on face]

I don't even own a quickening.

I'm mixing up thermite to burn a hole through my computer if that happens.

Gdansking with himself.

More like Michael Ironside in Highlander II.

Would you put Billy Bob Thornton on that list?