The TV replaced someone who used to stand there and read the newspaper to you.
The Gamera Eye
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My friends have two cats and they try to keep them from jumping on the kitchen counters because the cats were likely just walking around in their litter box minutes earlier. One time I was there and they had taken something off the (electric) burner minutes before when one of the cats decided to walk across the stove…
Aw, 7734.
It pairs well with a glass of Knulgrudr.
However, a cat will shit in a shoe.
80085!
"I'm seein' double! Eight Tom Cruises!"
Show up early, because they'll line up just to see it.
I got a Steely Dan notification for this?
They really should have clarified that.
"Double it and add 30."
Nigel: He can't play the fucking guitar anymore.
And it could be removed quite easily before it caused more damage.
Where is the world's largest pillow located?
I tried watching one of those Transformers movies and it was all incomprehensible noise and things smashing into each other, and I had no idea what the hell was going on. So that's a good analogy for this administration.
Bigly!
It writes 95 theses per second.
If the conveyor belt was replaced with a broken sewer main, yes.
"Any history of insanity in the family? I'll just cross out the 'in.' Any history of sanity in the family? None whatsoever."