True enough. I use them wherever your cousin, Spot Welds, aren't practical.

And instead of Greg Gianforte, it's a mother grizzly, and Hannity is standing between her and her cubs.

That's cold, Pop Rivets.

"It's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Herzog."

What movie is it where all the pictures of people's faces were twisted up into kind of a spiral? The Ring? I keep expecting that to happen when a camera is pointed at him.

That does seem more likely. I edited to add a link to it in my previous comment but here it is again.

The story yesterday about their meeting had a picture where someone had labeled them Ofdonald and Ofjared.

Nope.

Are you secretly Werner Herzog?

Look how stubby his fingers are in that last picture. Short-fingered vulgarian, indeed.

And you're making a joke by overexplaining the previous joke in great detail.

What does Dwayne Johnson's father have to do with it?

Maybe the graffiti removal part of her sentence should include undoing all the airbrushing used to make her look unrealistically perfect in Playboy.

Soundtrack by Skeevy Ray Vaughan.

Terminally pretty?

A pretty face don't make no pretty heart
I learned that, buddy, from the start

Shit Sandwich

Thanks for sharing a detailed explanation of your experiences. I didn't exactly understand what safe spaces were about, being far removed from my college days. (There were only 15 elements on the periodic table back then, for example.) I have nothing more to add, and certainly nothing to detract. Just thanks for…

Plus the whole thing with Radio Shack going bankrupt.

That's inconsiderate to people with pixie dust allergies.