Right. I guess I was referring more to the popular (mis)conceptions from TV and movies.

I find it odd how people will be opposed to some government program or another with the claim of how it will leave debt for future generations, but they are also fine with the idea of using up resources as quickly as possible, even if that means strip-mining national monuments. Maybe future generations will want to…

Or families of hillbillies shootin' at each other. Stop your fussin' and a-feudin'!

My sister is a pharmacist and she has told me about all the times people have come in looking for some kind of quack treatment they heard about from Dr. Oz. It's kind of funny, but mostly sad how people will fall for that. She also says people will come in looking for medical advice for things like a rash on their…

I planned to try playing some Queen songs but the guards stopped me outside of Buckingham Palace.

I can't really explain what happened to Wisconsin. I hope it's not contagious.

[Peter Scolari waits by phone]

I don't mind winter because I like to cross-country ski. I was disappointed when everything thawed out by February.

He and Amy Klobuchar are my senators, so I feel very fortunate.

Of course!

Did he stop finishing his tweets with "Best Sean." I remember he was doing that before. Must have found out there was a Better Sean. Connery?

Such a lovely place.

I figured Trump had to negotiate on price. Or at least tried to. He probably ended up agreeing to more than the asking price, but then didn't pay, as usual.

Trump would likely claim double the losses to his insurance company and then write it off on his taxes for the next few decades.

Trump knows about pimping.

Endless, endless firing of machine guns from exoskeleton mech things. At least a solid hour of that.

I know I am now.

Don't forget about punching the regular dipshit assholes.

You have to select "Sort by Decency" at the top.

"No one's asked us to eat ten raw pigs for breakfast. Good Lord, I mean, we're British, aren't we?"