A story about one of the victims:

Would that it twere so simple.

You're a class act, Greene.

We ain't found shit!

"Where is Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things."

Yes. And this is where the fish lives.

Mostly because of his Ayn Rand-derived fantasies about railroads.

Did his guitar face finally collapse in on itself to become a singularity?

Tax cuts will pay for it, of course.

Paul Ryan ties the poor to railroad tracks? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Robocop?

I saw the ads on TV with the battle scenes that looked exactly like LOTR.

The guy in the back of the header image is all like, "Must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him."

The fastest I've ever gone was about 110 mph in my old VW Golf. That was on a downhill. People still drive really fast in Montana even if there is a speed limit. It's probably not a big issue when the cars are usually spaced over a mile apart. Though once I was driving there and someone was tailgating me while I was…

My lawn tractor broke down last week but I managed to fix it. That's about my biggest accomplishment from this week. After checking the carburetor and ignition coil and not finding a problem, I decided to look inside the engine. Once I pulled the valve cover off I could see that the rocker arm stud had backed out of…

I was driving across Montana back when they tried having no daytime speed limit. "Reasonable and prudent" was the suggestion for top speed. I was driving probably 75 and someone in a minivan passed me going at least 90. That was in a flat area, but the road soon started to climb into the mountains. Pretty soon I…

My one and only time having driven through Los Angeles was on a trip from Oregon to Mexico about 25 years ago. It was probably 9-10:00 at night and there were four lanes going in each direction, all of them filled with cars. I'm glad I wasn't there during rush hour. That probably was rush hour finally clearing.

Mmm. Donut liquor.

The covers of Boston and Chicago songs are proving especially difficult.

Whitesnake.