It's running constantly with no way to turn it off, just like a car.

I said sawmill. You can't chase people around with one of those. Someone would need to be tied to it, and who am I, the villain from a silent movie? I don't even own a top hat.

I have a sawmill out here, so there's always plenty of scrap wood for bonfires. It's been raining here for the past several days, so wear rubber boots.

I live on 200 acres of woods bordering on some public land if anyone needs to be alone in a quiet place for a while. Maybe it wouldn't be so quiet if everyone showed up at the same time, though.

Not that I can even begin - or want - to understand that, but what the hell good would a gun have done for anyone there? They aren't magic talismans.

The ones that really impress me are when they set up a sequence of events and everything has to happen perfectly in one take. Like a Rube Goldberg machine thing. There was a commercial for something a couple of years ago that I'm trying to remember. It was for Honda, I think. The parts had to roll along and trigger…

"It's done with puppets and stew meat!"

That was great! You completely nailed it.

It marked the first time anyone here had used a Simpsons quote in a transparent attempt to get upvotes.

"Life is a Highway" would have been a good song to include in the soundtrack.

I wonder what the conversation was about in the background of the header photo.

And they are all the same pickup underneath, just with some different decals and pieces of plastic stuck on using double-sided tape. Well worth the additional cost.

"There's actually five."

Maybe just unplug for a while and go outside or read a book or something. It's been raining here for the past few days and I haven't been able to get much done outside, and I've been spending too much time reading things on the internet. I've been feeling kind of crappy as a result and need to take a break.

It would probably look something like this:

Maybe Trump can be the guy tormented by Sinky for all eternity.

"NOOOO sinkholes!"

"South America, take it away!"

There was an episode of Nova about sinkholes and how they form. No funny reply or anything, just mentioning it in case anyone's interested.

You mean the things you did while a high school student, or because of something more recent?