You really let those nerds in the AV Club have it!

Tweezers gleaming in the moonlight.

Thanks. But I will continue to believe it's a place for Larry, Darryl & Darryl discussions.

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

I don't know what that is, but it sounds like it's Newhart-related.

Is this secretly an ad for Old Glory Insurance?

Or Dudley Moore.

Bananaclava.

I did recently speculate that Boris Badenov would be the new head of the FBI. Then they finally get moose and squirrel.

I'd actually like to leave the planet intact for the animals to go back to doing what they did before we came around. They were doing a better job.

Hey, they spend a lot of time at the gentlemen's club. They know about elegant.

When is the sun due to expand and engulf the planet, and how can we speed that up?

"Gold toilets, that's classy, right?"

"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man."

A couple of years ago, my friend and I were remembering these Aussie Hunter claymation sketches from Mad TV. There were a series of them and they pretty much predicted what would happen.

It did happen in a bowling alley, that's the weirdest damn part of the story.

You mean the Huckabee family?

I think we all know.

There was also a trophy hunting guide eaten by a crocodile a few weeks ago. Tragic.

Goo goo g'joob.