He was great in Training Day.

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Laurence Fishburne?

10100 word vocabulary.

And the funniest part of that was you were actually thinking of Eva Gabor.

I was relieved to see under 50 comments here after what happened last time. I had to buy a new mouse after clicking "back" so hard.

I didn't even read your comment.

Captain Murphy just wanted his Happy Cake oven!

I suddenly remembered the incident with Jon-Erik Hexum when I started reading the article. I hadn't thought about it probably since it happened. Odd how something like that hangs around in memory, instead of useful information.

Oh, you read my screenplay. Great. I'm working on another one called Billy and the Magic Ring That Turns You Invisible, Also There Are a Bunch of Other Rings But This is the Main One, and there are Monsters and Elves and Things, Plus It Covers Three Movies.

My sister sent me a link to a story about Chachi raising a stink over stupid things some kids said about Trump in a Brainerd, MN, high school yearbook. Kids say stupid things, and they shouldn't all have been printed, but I'm not sure what the goal of publicizing it is. Also, does Chachi read every high school…

Fake Jar Jar!

My recommendation is a movie called Star Wars. Not many people know about it, but I came up with the idea. I think everyone will be talking about it now. You're welcome.

Season one of Godwin's Law was great, but I'm only part of the way into season two and the quality has declined. The plots are so ridiculous that I can't tell if they are supposed to be serious or not.

We slipped into another dimension where the rules and facts we used to know no longer apply. Truth can be whatever you want now. Cool!

Clowns scare bears. That's just science!

Sales of capacimators are at an all-time high.

I wasn't going to subject myself to that.

There's a thread about it elsewhere in this comments section. Maybe you already found that.

It was the article about Dwayne Johnson possibly running for president. They swarmed it.