Do you have a better idea for how he can suppress his gay thoughts? I didn't think so.

Treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality? Yeah, that's our prez!

"It's true; this man has no dick."

You saw it, too!

Oh, the humanities!

They'll try to keep him bottled up.

Sean Spicer hates Bitcoin, too?

"Napster BAD!"

They won't start turning against us until a comet passes close to the Earth. I watched a documentary about it.

DENTAL PLAN! I mean, EMAILS!

"Winning!"

[freeze frame, theme song plays over credits]

Whoa, man!

"Walker told me I have AIDS."

Now he'll have to rely on his friends from Goodwill.

This show being on for three seasons is proof you can't be both all good and all powerful.

I always figured the "milk" inside the androids was some kind of hydraulic fluid.

"I'm seein' double; two black guys!"

It's like Catherine the Great all over again.

[Herbert Kornfeld pours out a 40]