I knew I saw her eating a raw fish down by the creek!

"Swallow this."

Must . . . marry . . . Marcella . . .

Canning Spicey? Seems a bit too artisanal for Trump. Besides, he just puts ketchup on everything.

"Watch out for snakes!" - Galapagos Iguana

"I'm not hot blooded, not hot blooded"

"Spring Surprise"

"Iguana know what love is, I want you to show me"

I glanced at the headline and thought it said "snake-iguana cheese" at first, and expected to see John Cleese including it in a lengthy list of exotic cheeses which the cheese shop didn't have.

Charleston Chew!

Ureter with us, or against us.

You can clearly see the killer's license plate number reflected off a window 200 yards from the camera!

Have a Zima and try to forget about it.

My brother had a Leslie Neilsen tape about golf. In one scene he hits the ball into the brush, and while looking for it, he finds a huge knife with "OJ" engraved on the blade, which he casually tosses to the side and continues looking.

Yeah, it's like that time when -

NO!

It's about a guy on the hunt for the real killers.

Thanks! I knew someone here would remember it better than I did.

The Orville isn't about the popcorn guy? Once more, my dreams are dashed upon the rocks.

Whenever I see one of his tweets (or anything he says), I think of a science fiction show I saw decades ago where a guy wakes up to find that language has completely changed overnight. Like a cat is now called a lamp. I think the guy was played by Beau Bridges, but I'm probably mixing up shows. Anyway, either Trump…