I've been on kind of a media embargo lately, anyway. Even if I try to keep informed, none of it makes any sense. Things that are demonstrably true are somehow now up for debate.

I figured they probably did. Where I got sick was in the old location before they moved closer to the river. I was at the new location once but I didn't really pay enough attention to remember if they still had the theater. I worked in Chaska about 20 years ago and didn't make it into the city very often. I'm sure I…

Secret recordings and loyalty oaths? Well, that's not at all worrisome.

I honestly believe more and more that we have slipped into a parallel dimension where the logic and reality we used to understand no longer apply. Because I can't explain any of the shit that is going on now. I don't think I went insane, so it has to be a shift in the universe.

Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!

Spicer just played the dick.

But Sean Spicer is the midget who hanged himself in the background of The Wizard of Oz.

I was thinking about King George III from Blackadder and wondering if Trump has started ending his sentences with "penguin."

Trump invented both trees and herring. No one knew that.

He wishes he was in How Not to be Sean.

"Is that Merv Griffin lurking over there? Oh, it's only Sean Spicer."

Not to mention his series of Rush-themed vans.

They're coming over to my cookout this weekend, so I'll talk to them then.

It's no "Deface the Nation," but I like it.

I feel fortunate that my siblings and their children are all liberals and good people. I have a couple of brothers-in-law who are more conservative and probably voted for Trump. But one of them lives about 1000 miles away and I barely know him (sister's 2nd husband). The other one lives closer but I think he knows to…

I was even listening to NPR a couple of weeks ago and they had someone from Breitbart on to talk about economics. I tried to listen but turned that shit off.

It's like that Rush song about Bastille Day: "YYZ."

Oh, you don't want the government getting between you and your doctor. Unless you're a woman, then there's never enough government between you and your doctor.

"The peasants are revolting!"

Also: Christian or other?