Thanks for the detailed answer!

Considering my senators are Franken and Klobuchar, I'm guessing they are already working on it.

Where's Deckard?

There are killdeer around here and they will fake having a broken wing to distract predators from their nest. So my brother and I always joke that the birds watch professional soccer to learn how to get better at faking injuries.

I haven't watched it since it was first aired and it bothered me so much that I can't watch it again. I have a pretty high tolerance for that sort of thing, too. Just the way they were disfigured and the mother being kept under the bed. Ugh.

Doesn't that violate the laws of robotics?

Is there an industry for writing and recording songs that sound almost like other songs? Like when Lewis Black would be on The Daily Show and they would play something that sounded just slightly different from "Back in Black." That sort of thing.

That's, just, like your opinion, man.

Who? Oh, you mean Pepperidge Fahm.

I don't mind Avengers in general, but my friends and I have a running joke about the scene where Captain America tells the police to establish a perimeter. How? I guess they could put up yellow tape and barriers and that would stop invading alien creatures from flying into that area. "KEEP OUT"

And Ashley Judd will now be portrayed by Wynonna Judd. It's the hierarchy of Judd succession.

Remar was unavailable because he was helping to make concrete stronger.

And giant teddy bear costumes. Don't ever forget the giant teddy bear costumes.

Why is there a picture of Turd Ferguson with this article?

I think he is both suffering from a mental problem, and has spent a lifetime being told how smart he is by all the lackeys around him. So now he is delusional and he thinks everyone else is dumb compared to him, so he is compelled to explain simple things and take credit for it because it makes him feel superior. "The…

It doesn't matter when he was born, because he's still under 3 years old at best. And even though hand pumps were still in use when he was born, when would he ever have used one? Little Donnie, growing up on the frontier in NYC, and having to remember to pump an extra bucket of water for priming the pump the next…

I also said that he invented the phrase "strike while the iron is hot" right after he invented blacksmithing. Someone replied that they never knew that it had to do with hammering iron into shape after heating it and thought it was about ironing clothes. So that kind of points out how we don't really think about …

I'll personally remote pilot the drop ship if we can make that happen.

They had (and maybe still have) one in the Science Museum of Minnesota. When I was about 12, my brother-in-law took me there to see a movie about coral reefs or something about oceans. We had gone to eat before that and I made it about 10 minutes in before I had to try to run for the bathroom and ended up barfing in…

Right? Not even one mention of Dan Hedaya's performance as Nixon.