Damn racist volcanoes!

One had Pierce Brosnan and the other had Tommy Lee Jones.

Thatherton!

No! Don't pull that finger!

Aw, man, Kevin Nealon needed that gig!

He's the shrubber we need in these sad times.

POTTER TAKE: Klinger put too much swoop in the T.

Tell the juicer to order more refills. Thanks.

Luposlipaphobia? No, that's not it.

Personally, I'm stocking up on tar, feathers, pitchforks, torches, and rails.

And, like the toddler he is, he doesn't know the difference between good attention and bad attention.

You say that about every movie. And damned if you aren't 100% right every single time!

I have to confess that I was watching Fast Five and was surprised to see June Diane Raphael show up. It took me a while to realize that it wasn't her and it was Elsa Pataky, who I had never seen before. So ends my June Diane Raphael story.

That reminds me, how is Trump doing with his campaign promise to capture Carmen Sandiego? Another failure.

I come from Finnish ancestry and didn't even know there was a time when Finns weren't considered "white" until someone else posted a comment about it here last year.

My mom is 83 and she absolutely hates Trump. She probably won't be able to participate in any groups, though. But every time he comes on TV she hollers at him. She says his mouth "looks like a bird's asshole." I have no idea what that means, but somehow it makes sense.

The trap was crushing his paw, which fortunately didn't break any bones. Once I got him loose we just sat there for several minutes until we calmed down. I didn't even notice I had been bitten until over 5 minutes later when my face felt kind of wet and I touched it only to find some blood on my hand. I've seen him…

I also have all the required safety gear, like chaps to cover the legs, though I'm 6'4" tall and it probably won't fit. Plus I wouldn't be too happy about scrubbing out all the blood that would get on it.

It's only because they aren't allowed to shoot the poor. For now.

I hope you and your dog will be OK. My dog bit me once, though it wasn't his fault. We were walking along the edge of my property when he went over to the state land on the other side. Next thing I knew he was yowling like crazy and I found that he had stuck his paw into a trap. It was meant for a much smaller animal…