I am an honest-to-dog lumberjack (and I'm OK), and I have an assortment of chainsaws from which you are free to choose.

Craig T. Nelson? He was on Coach, and also on food stamps and welfare, and had to fly coach, but no one helped him out.

All the best ties drag on the floor. Fake media tries to cover it up. Sad.

Wonderful positioning of his scowling face and that of the bust (Churchill?) behind him.

Or don't talk about David Spade at all, like most of the population.

Give me credit for not mentioning the A minor joke. Except that I just did. Terribly sorry.

The Void is king now.

Written in D minor (treason).

None more incompetent.

What is it with Republicans and hiding in bushes?

Not to change the subject, though this is kind of related, but I was just reading this story about American Jews being worried about how shitty things are getting here and applying for German citizenship.

I'd give you some lumber, but I'm almost all the way at the start of the Mississippi instead of the end. I could probably lash it together into a raft and send it floating down, though.

Two things, etc.

Puka shells would make it even more authentic.

Is Bradley Copper. Just as good as Bradley Cooper. You buy two, I give you third one free.

Sometimes my satellite TV provider will give a free preview week of BBC America, and it seems that at least half the time they are running Star Trek: The Next Generation. Because I would want to upgrade my service and pay more to watch reruns of American shows on a "British" channel. I think they also show reruns of…

Thanks for the L&O reference.

Pence is the living embodiment of the uncanny valley. Well, "living" is being kind of generous.

D'no!