He's matured a lot lately, but there were times when he may have been deserving of a good smack in the mouth. (We're not the kind of people who hit kids, though.)

Unless it was one of those people who don't understand that articles from The Onion are fake.

It's bullshit. But if we let the rich get richer, maybe they will let us live out of the kindness of their black, withered hearts. I wrote about my nephew the other day because he was born with a hole between the chambers of his heart and only one lung. My sister and her husband adopted him from an orphanage overseas…

I started up with woodworking again a couple of years ago. I worked as a carpenter after high school for a while before going to college, then worked in a big city for years before moving back out to the family farm. I come from a lineage of loggers and sawyers, though my dad had a master's in biology and taught at…

A cattle stampede is involved in their plan.

Sounds like someone who repairs vintage records.

Maybe there's a scene where she tries on swimsuits.

Cate Quadrant Blanchett 16

"No! It is I who fooled you! For I am dead - and merely acting alive!"

I did notice that one of the outfits is protective coveralls and I thought about that connection.

Best of luck with your health. I guess I don't always stop to think about the people behind the account names and their lives and problems. But I wish you and everyone* else around here the best, because y'all are some smart, funny, passionate bastards, and I like to read your comments.

Hey, another long-timer! I think I started reading it probably around 2000 because I was often bored at work and would read The Onion. Then I wondered what that AV Club section was all about.

"I’m no Harold Flynn but it’s OK.”

I once saw a creationist argument (real or not) about how the planet couldn't have been around as long as science claims because the math of how much water people drink in a year meant that all the water would have been used up long ago. I hope it was satire, but it probably wasn't.

Neigh.

Charlie Parker.

BEHOLD!

They meant eating lime, the chalky substance.

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It probably has to be incredibly specific because there are always lawyers poring over the language to look for loopholes to exploit. There was a case recently where a missing comma came into play.