Thanks for making me learn something new today. I didn't know he had franchised the act to his brother.

Pedal-operated vehicle? Unlike today, when we drive using our psychic link.

NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!

They had to record him and slow the tape down to half speed for it to be audible. I guess that would mean he also had to sing twice as fast for it to match the tempo of the song.

I didn't see that until well over a decade after it was in the theaters. A song started playing over the end credits and I knew I recognized the woman's voice. Turned out to be Jon Anderson of Yes. Oops.

There was a document after that to outline what couldn't be shown on TV and it specified "female breast nipple." So a nipple elsewhere on the body would be allowed, apparently.

He knows about how irony can be made into magical alloys for railroads.

I'm Paul Ryan. You might know me from such shows as "Dateline" and "48 Hours."

Straight outta Janesville!

Unless Gallagher was on stage first.

I read "spilled" as "spoiled" at first. That may be a better analogy, though.

And it was only a week from retirement!

I don't know if you ever work on cars, but I use Rock Auto to order a lot of parts because it's much less expensive that way. And I also use them for non-automotive parts like bearings and belts for machinery by finding the part numbers. I needed bearings for a tillage disc last year that would have cost $40 each,…

Damn near killed 'em!

"And I can buy a Range Rover simply by working from my home computer!"

I tried to go on dates after that but it just seemed futile and I had to try to force myself to act like I thought people are supposed to act. The one final thing that broke my brain for good takes a short amount of explanation. Boring!

I tend to run on at times. I replied with a rather short story about a work experience to someone and another person replied to me with "okay." That was the entire reply. I didn't quite know what to make of that. They thought it was uninteresting? Sorry for replying to someone else with something related to the topic…

I don't mean to complain about my own situation, because I know many people have far worse problems with mental illness. I'm depressed at times, but otherwise rational and capable of functioning. But I quit high school when I was 16 despite being rather bright because I was so unhappy. I sometimes wonder how…

The Grateful Dead already sounds like the name of a metal band.

Sure, I've sometimes spent too long trying to solve a problem and had to walk away until I can come back and suddenly see the solution. This guy was consistently bad at figuring anything out, though, yet he also had the highest opinion of himself. I guess I had the advantage of being naturally good at understanding…