Kill can refer to a creek. All You Need is a Creek? That will sell tickets.

And that's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.

Reposted Lt. Broccoli Comments was in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me!

It won't embiggen you any less in my mind.

I like the story about Count von Zeppelin's daughter or granddaughter (or some family member) being excited there was a band named after them, but then she saw the cover of their first album.

"Woke" for that era meant they ran out of opium.

It's good that you brought protection.

Ah, yes, I've been hearing a lot about the MCU lately.

My nephew was born with a hole between the chambers of his heart and only one lung. My sister and her husband adopted him from another country and brought him here to get medical treatment. His heart was repaired with surgery when he was 2 years old, and now he's 17 and doing great. But now I wonder how this will…

That's why I put so much effort into being born into wealth.

Thanks for bringing this up, because it's one more huge problem that seems to be ignored. It's another of those things Republicans seem to treat as "quit being so damn worthless and lazy and snap out of it, because we don't want to pay for your problems." I've dealt with depression for decades and I've (mostly)…

Are they learning at a geometric rate? Uh-oh.

I don't know, "mayonnaise" sounds too French and exotic for him. Better call it Freedom Sauce.

I thought there would be mention of What the Butler Saw, but that turns out to have been on the mutoscope. I happened to see a segment about it on Mysteries at the Museum recently, and how it was likely inspired by a famous divorce case.

Fortunately, an ad blocker was available. People would hire an orphan boy to hold a piece of cardboard between their eyes and the ad.

It took until 1988 for the sequel to come out.

- Johnnie Cockran

"No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes."

$55 if you already lost your legs to a preventable disease.

"They didn't have your favorite brand, will Kraft work?"