"Kindness" is the nickname for a flamethrower, I presume?

I don't think he particularly likes to sing and he has made some comments about the limit of his voice, but he has used other singers at times. This is one example I can think of:

I worked in electronics manufacturing for years and had to deal with an idiot coworker who couldn't troubleshoot worth shit. He was supposed to be in charge of the surface-mount component placement machine but he would constantly come take me away from my job to figure out problems for him. One time he couldn't figure…

I've been rather despondent since the election, and now due to recent events, but hope we can turn things around. The sun is out and today's another day.

The only way E.T. could climb out of the pit was to fill it with unsold E.T. game cartridges.

"Suh, you have insulted mah honnah."

"It is this court's opinion that President Trump's mouth does meet the legal definition of a cock holster."

Of course the hours of violent murders during prime time are A-OK. One bleeped swear in late night? Mobilize all resources!

Especially the ears of all those little kids who stay up to watch Colbert.

Ha! "Intolerable"

I were all 'ungry like!

It's product placement for Gillette.

Ow! Well, that's what I get for standing at the bottom of a mesa. And being turned into an accordion is now considered a pre-existing condition.

Plus it's simply plain evil and will harm others.

Where the hell is that anvil I ordered from Acme?

Esurient.

I once had neighbors who named their kid Reed Todd. That poor kid.

Ketchup diluted with water.

Don't forget to eat a potato and protect your pot o' gold.

Falafel?