Always skorting around the issue.

Imagine what the person with the bear has to go through.

"Objects in mirror are larger than they appear."

He's entirely dick from head to toes.

Being rich won't stop him from doing that.

There are five lights! One was burned out, but now it's fixed.

That must be a really stressful job. Imagine going around house to house and telling them you were sent there by the government. I'd just drive past and put "five people" on the form.

Remember to set your house on fire if Gene and Paul show up.

Or they could become president.

So damn creative when it comes to creating things that are completely awful.

I don't like this gritty reboot of Winnie the Pooh.

Thanks, I haven't seen that one before. I'll have to watch the entire thing later.

Pay for your own corpse-cart, you lazy bum!

Grisly and grizzly, as a bear chews on him.

His heart is just a smaller frat-bro version of himself, pumping away in there to the sounds of RATM.

It's so interesting to watch the early version of the band. One of my favorite moments is when he says they're going to play an old Beatles' tune. The kids are all excited, then he says it's called "Bad Boy" and they all look to each other in confusion. "We don't know that one!"

Non-union, male, Mexican equivalent, since Martin is short for Martinez.

It really does. I plugged my guitar into it and it didn't work worth a damn.

My oldest sister brought her infant granddaughter here to visit a few years ago and held her on her lap to avoid having to pay for another seat. Then she asked me to pick them up at the airport and bring an infant car seat. I don't have kids, so it was pretty much, "Where the hell am I going to get an infant car…

I just wanted to say how much I have been relying on the stories and comments around the site lately to keep my sanity. Knowing there are so many other people frustrated and angry with the way things are going is a great help. I already have struggled with depression since I was an adolescent, and I have been feeling…