When people keep repeating
That you'll never fall in love
When everybody keeps retreating
But you can't seem to get enough

I live out in the country with a large open area behind the house. My brother was here over the weekend and practicing golf by hitting golf balls out there. My sister and her husband have the place next door and my brother-in-law (a Trumpy gun nut) was over there target shooting. So my brother and I discussed the…

"Turbo boost!"

I sent a link to "Skeet Surfin'" to someone who had clearly never seen the film.

You don't want no part of this shit!

"Look at this great thing he did!"

I don't understand the mythological worship of Reagan when he was president during a time when things like videotape existed. Anyone can look at exactly what he said and did for themselves. It's not like he was some figure from an ancient age with only scraps of parchment and bits of broken clay tablets to form a…

"You won't believe this shit!"

At least nothing more can possiblie go wrong.

I figured it was a typo, but it was such an appropriate typo.

Trumpception.

Upvoted for "pee-sized." Because that's more appropriate to describe them.

If this story were a work of fiction, it would probably be considered too implausible to publish. If only there were some kind of saying about actual things being more unbelievable than invented things which I could use to describe it.

[Harry Kendall Thaw shoots Helendcruz three times in the back of the head, isn't charged with any crime.]

I said something about Trump acting like a baby to my friend, but he corrected me and said he's more like a toddler. Babies cry because they haven't developed enough to communicate, where toddlers have begun to develop the ability to express themselves and use it deliberately to throw tantrums when they don't get…

It would almost be entertaining instead of frightening/maddening to watch Trump flail and sputter if he weren't POTUS. No one knew how difficult the job would be! Clearly, or they wouldn't have voted for him. I don't have an extensive knowledge of every aspect of how our government works, but I know it's not as simple…

Oops. Sorry. Just pretend I said the opposite of all that.

"He learned, almost too late, that man is a feeling creature and, because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned, too late for himself, that men have to make their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. And, when men seek such perfection, they find…

We can also use water, because aliens will be susceptible to it and take zero precautions to protect themselves from it on a planet where more than 3/5 of the surface is ocean and water falls from the sky.

You're supposed to run downhill. Or maybe that's to escape a bear. And maybe it's uphill. I'll look into it later.