This alien sighting sounds like a case for Johnny Longbone. I mean Longbow. But first let him tell you about his stew.

That's why I am designing and marketing a combination shoe rack/computer desk.

"spends a lot of time standing around in consternation."

"Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean."

They'd develop a $400 juicer that connects to the internet.

I haven't watched for a while, but now I remember more about what you're describing. Then the geologist (?) character is clearly infected with the alien goo and walking like a crab up to the ship, so they decide to open the door and let him in. Good thinking!

Ah, the Yugo. A car so slow that it had bugs spattered on the back window.

No, but he does piss on a Chevy/Ford logo.

I think it was due to the characters making dumb decisions when they were supposed to be highly-trained specialists in their fields. The one example I remember specifically is the biologist who encounters what is a hissing snake-like creature displaying aggressive behavior. So he sticks his hand out and tries to pet…

There's definitely been a lot of good feedback about it.

"Malek, who is of Egyptian descent, is playing a character who’s supposed to be Latino"

Do you live in that town in the middle of nowhere in Florida where they all live because they aren't allowed to live anywhere else?

I didn't realize how long I have been reading these until the Q&A about the worst film you saw in a theater. Mine was Nothing but Trouble. When I Googled it to make sure I was getting the title right, I found that it had been covered 10 years ago and I had read it back then. So many, many things I have learned about…

WTF is a Starz Free Preview Weekend? LOL.

But they're already done. There's not much I can do, bro.

I didn't want to hammer on it too much, and I think I was able to pull off the pun.

And on bass, Doof McKagan.

You shouldn't fret about it.

Perhaps Kenneth Branagh is both the singular and plural form. One Kenneth Branagh or an entire pack of Kenneth Branagh.

Chief!