“Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?"

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But the whole point of An Inconvenient Truth is that it's far easier to believe an appealing lie than an inconvenient truth. Billions of people are witnessing climate change firsthand. It's not just melting glaciers - different effects are being seen all over the world. But as long as the fossil fuel industry is…

Queso is an amazing food, but with very limited returns. Fancy-ass homemade queso as described above is delicious, sure. But 2-3 ingredient trashy queso is pretty much just as good. It's not like guacamole, where you really need to start with good, fresh ingredients and mix them by hand. You melt some cheese and…

So not as good as Gore's other, more popular sequel, Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth?

Well I don't see anything about Hitler or UFOs in this story, so why would The History Channel cover it?

No, it's going to be Euron, covered in chocolate, inside a heart-shaped cardboard box. Since he is already drowned, he should have no problem with his ears being filled with nougat.

Tormund is going down if he makes it to Eastwatch, but does anybody really think that will happen this week? If the castle fell, that would mean the walkers breach the wall with a dozen episodes left in the show. That seems extremely unlikely.

Not only that, but how critics are like "the show is gonna be racist, obviously the two black showrunners are just there as tokens to deflect criticism." Which is a really patronizing and offensive way to try to fight racism.

Mentioning chazzwozzers is a bootable offense.

Yoshi played a big role in Galaxy 2, the actual best 3D Mario game.

And astronomers are constantly like "we've found these new exoplanets" despite the fact that we've been looking at the same little spots of light in the night sky for four thousand years.

And it goes without saying no animal that weighs 9 tons could travel by riding a white swan like the people of the Beltane.

I can't tell if you're being serious (the fact that you misused an apostrophe within the word "apostrophes" only makes me more confused), but please forgive me an overly pedantic response anyway. Because this is something I think is interesting.

Can we please get into yoshi's role in this game? Because I am pretty sure I correctly remember that when you rode a yoshi, you could force him or her to violently regurgitate a stream of partially digested fruit juice at enemies. Complete with a really upsetting gargling noise.

Among the strangest things I ever heard
Was when a friend of mine said "Man, let's get some Thunderbird"
I said "What's that?" he just started to grin
Slobbered on his shirt, his eyes got dim
He said "You got fifty-nine cents?"

I raised three eyebrows. None of them my own.

Yay, the review is up! Thank you, Myles - the depth of your criticism and the speed with which you turn it in are always appreciated (even if it seems like most of us just come here to make dumb jokes in the comments). I'm looking forward to the rest of this season!

I have recently decided that my new thing is going to be obnoxiously correcting people when they misuse the term "like gangbusters." So here goes: Gang Busters was a radio show famous in the 40s and 50s for starting off with a barrage of exciting sound effects. Police sirens, machine guns, squealing tires, and so…

Am I the only one who, every time Dany & co. walked through a door at Dragonstone, expected something terrible to happen? I'll need to watch that sequence again, because all I could think was "no shocking deaths so far, the episode is almost over, the Lannisters know she is going to be here, shit shit shit."