As far as secret US Presidents go, this guy is no Quentin Trembley.

I think Gwendoline Christie has more screentime in this teaser than she did in all of TFA. More of that, please.

Exactly. Where would you put a period in that sentence? The way it builds with bugnuts detail after bugnuts detail is damn fine writing.

I really enjoyed the combat system in Horizon. Sure, running away and sniping works most of the time, but also getting a little creative, setting traps, tying machines down with the ropecaster, using the terrain to your advantage, that kind of stuff is way more fun. Also, being able to override more machines and…

I just moments ago finished Horizon: Zero Dawn. While I definitely enjoyed it a lot, I couldn't help but compare its huge open world to that of Breath of the Wild. Quite simply, Hyrule was a joy to explore, but HZD's map quickly began to feel like a chore.

I think this may be a much bigger problem if you're, say, someone who writes about pop culture for a living than if you're just a regular fan of a TV show. If you want to be surprised by the ending of GoT, maybe don't hang out on the r/letsguesstheendofgameofthrones boards all day.

Meanwhile, Alexander Skarsgård is on his way to Fraggle Rock.

This is the obvious reason, why "russkies" were the first, who launched both satellite and man in the space.

That's correct, Bizarro. The lion's share of this flight will be devoted to the study of the effects of weightlessness on tiny screws.

Laszlo's Adventures with a Playstation

"I got a candy bar!"

Well if you can't guess from the fact that his church is literally singing a hymn they wrote for America's most popular amoral reality-show billionaire, he is on the leading edge of preaching that Jesus wants us to hate the outcast, shun the refugee, and embrace wealth. He actively spreads cruelty, small mindedness,…

Robert Jeffress, the pastor at FBC Dallas, is the most shameful thing to happen to my city since November of 1963. But I met my girlfriend at a protest outside of that church, so at least there is that.

Warfare, intrigue, violence, enormous walls, fallen empires, pseudo-incestuous power plays. Add some gratuitous nudity and some CGI dragons and let's write us a screenplay.

You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

This weekend, I hope to put Wind Waker HD out of its misery. I've been making my way through it over the past two weeks, since it's one of the last major Zelda games I haven't played, and boy howdy does it suffer by comparison to BotW. The map is so empty! And it takes so long to get from island to island. Finally…

It's pronounced "Oh-need-ers."

I truly appreciate the commitment to this bit.

A Dog's Purpose 2, Warcraft 2, and Transformers 6 all cross over in the Chinese Market Cinematic Universe.

It's nice that China's taste in shit movies is beginning to diversify.