If memes from throwaway jokes on 20-year-old Simpsons episodes annoy you, the AV Club comments section may not be the place for you…

Am I the only one who looks at that header image and just sees OOOO TOOOOOOT?

Is there a Car God, and if so why does Car God allow bad things to happen to good cars?

I think all the extra people were supposed to stand on each others' shoulders and arrange themselves into an inverted triangle, like the sheep at the end of A Close Shave.

As a fancy hatmaker, I egret nothing.

Eye of Horus? More like Eye of Bore-us!

Who me? No, that was the Guns of the Seneca.

*farts*

Sell out.

Well, I was planning on accomplishing some of my life goals today. But instead, it seems like I'll be watching GIFs of children falling over.

"Stay on target."

I am upvoting you for your Pup Named Scooby-Doo avatar.

"A French film executive awakens to find that he owns the idea of Don Quixote" sounds like something from that Twitter bot that randomly generates magical realist plotlines.

Thanks! That seems like good advice. I definitely won't need the fancy new PS4 (it seems very unlikely that I will own a 4K TV within the next decade or so), and was thinking of looking at pre-owned options. But yes, anything that saves money is welcome!

This week, I will be jumping into the Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker remake for Wii U. It and Majora's Mask are the only major Zelda games I haven't played, so I'm excited to dig into it! I played a bit of Wind Waker when it originally came out, rented from a Blockbuster, but it didn't convince 12 year old Laszlo…

A few weeks ago, I visited my parents' house. When I walked in, the TV was on mute. It showed a completely innocuous early 2000s office scene, where people were talking and looking at computers, but the damn camera was bouncing up and down the entire time. Immediately I asked if it was a Bourne movie. Of course it…

Fifty points to anyone who can think of a more obnoxiously on-the-nose title for this movie than Band Aid.

Shucks. I've always loved Martin's stand up, and his sketch show had some good moments, but he just is not a movie star.

Being dumb can be its strongest asset.

I hope that Professor Poopypants' evil plan is the same as in the novel. My new Name Change-o-Chart 2000 name was Poopsie Toiletsniffer