Well that allays all my fears and suspicions.

Did we ever get instructions on how to migrate to Kinja? I thought there was going to be lots of talk and fair warning and calm, orderly lines?

I'll be there. But I won't like it.

C'mon you guys, do I have to do everything around here?

Higher than the usual "brown."

Kinja would fix that!

A zen koan: can a Breitbarter lose his shit so hard he is no longer completely full of shit?

Bring back the Mooch!

I enjoyed the original movie, but between Alan Rickman being dead and Tim Allen being a huge tool, is anyone that attached to the original cast returning? Surely there was a Galaxy Quest: The Next Generation to give us a new crop of actors here.

Odds that Cersei dies in childbirth? That baby could be someone's valonqar…

Even when it was "Bear Song," I knew I hated it.

Hey, Hughes, if you take a bunch of obvious jokes about your subject from random people on twitter and glom them on to the end of your article, you're really cutting into the whole purpose of the comment section.

Ahh, guys! I haven't been keeping up with KG and I just realized my comment got featured back in the Super Mario Sunshine one two weeks ago! And I totally missed it! I finally hit the big time as a commenter and I wasn't even around to bask in the adoration of my peers… This is the worst!

"I made all of these alien instrument sounds from various earth instruments from all over the world. It was a neat challenge. …What? You want me to further describe that? Or perhaps the producers could use the audiovisual capacities of video to allow you to both see and hear what that looks like?

Hey did you hear about the guy who got the electric chair for stealing pennies?

There seems to be some confusion about Poison Ivy being Fictional Nudist and a Fictional Rapist that I find interesting here.

Look, comic book writers. I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but "Crime Doctor?" Why not "Dr. Crime?"

It used to be made with Cinchona bark (a source of quinine), so it was sharp and bitter instead of sweet. Lillet took the "Kina" out of their name in the 80s and stopped adding the cinchona bark, which gave it a sweeter, smother flavor.

Yeah, I hear Cocchi Americano is the closest modern substitution.

That's.. The opposite of a fact?